Thanks For The Support

SCROLL DOWN FOR MY RECENT POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Jervis is back in full effect. PLENTY more blogs to come, continue to read, and you WILL be satisfied. Don't forget to continue to anticipate the VLOG. Love, Live LIFE.
FILL OUT THE CHATBOX ON THE RIGHT. Any kind words, hate, IT'S ALL INVITED.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The World Mourns: THE MAKING OF THRILLER


Right off the back, I would like to stress that this post might be cliche. Because I know that the world is in mourning. I woke up this morning, and I guess the television wasn't turned off of BET last night and I woke up to HEAL THE WORLD. A song that I am proud to wake up to this morning. But a weird feeling came across me, as my heart turned, and turned, before I got out the bed. Yesterday we lost a modern day Jesus. He had a message, he did good, and he was a great, and the people crucified him for the gift given unto him but sadly enough we won't be able to see him resurrect. I am truly sad, and this death may take years to get over honestly. Yesterday we seen the world have POTENTIAL to be peaceful. All the fans come together and not just cry, but SING AND DANCE. You watch video after video and ask yourself, "WTF!, how can you be so DAMN good, how can you touch so many souls?". NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. But I loved the heck outta that guy, and I will miss him.

RIP MICHAEL JACKSON

Below is a CLASSIC. A movie that I was blessed to see, right on YOUTUBE. A movie I ALWAYS wanted to watch when I was a kid. I present to you my bloggers and twitterers and social networking friends

THE MAKING OF THRILLER!!!













BONUS




Friday, June 19, 2009

The Common Disease........

ANYONE have the cure?. They say the best cure is to follow NIKE and "JUST DO IT". But that shit is HARD homie. Fa real. I guess all those WEIRD hours sleeping, and sleeping during the day caused this diagnosis. I don't be wanting to DO SHIT. But in this country, LAZINESS is the worst trait to have, so I'm trying to kick the habit. But like I said, it's hard. I try my best. I don't know how adults, and parents do it. Get up, EVERYDAY, do the SAME routine, with little to show for it. I believe life is best lived when relaxed. But I guess money, and mouths to feed is the motivation. Other than that, I'M HERE. People still pissing me off, people still misunderstanding my intentions, the devil still knocking on my door, and still fighting the daily temptations of life. I'm just young, motivated, wise, with several aspirations. And i'm on the road to success.


WHO'S COMING WITH ME???

I wanna thank ALL the socialites out there. The new lovelies over there at TUMBLR. The TWITTER family. And all those in between. OH YEAH, and HOW CAN I FORGET. I HIT 200 followers and DIDN'T even celebrate. WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?. Well thanks to you guys. I hope plenty of you are still reading and checking me out.

LIKE SAID ABOVE, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN, and FILL OUT THE CHATBOX. Any kind words, hate, IT'S ALL INVITED. Show me love. Read my old posts. Have fun here. This isn't just a blog, this is my HOUSE, so make yourself at home.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,lol.HAAHAHAH

YO, IF U DON'T LAUGH AT THIS SHIT.....


(SORRY FOR POSTING ON BLOGGER, IN A TUMBLR FORMAT, ITS ADDICTIVE)

Monday, June 8, 2009

SOLITUDE


I SWEAR, the pic above just made me feel less weird, and more confident about myself, and my personality. Just when you think you're the ONLY one thinking or doing something. Theres always a sign from god trying to tell you that there are more humans that can relate.


Recently, I've been bitten by the solitude bug. I don't wanna talk, see, nor hear from anyone. Sometimes I do EXACTLY what is written in the photo. People who are close to me know that. When you lie to others, just so you can spend time by yourself. The shit is sad, I know. I guess that's what happens when your misunderstood, and hardly have people to talk to you or hear you out when you have a certain proposition. When you walk, others say run. When other say go, you stay. When you KNOW that's right, others say it's WRONG. SMH. No one relates, or sees where you come from. So you get used to just being by yourself. Eating by yourself. Talking to yourself. Some may go crazy,and say that's being lonely. But I'm so misunderstood, that, it makes me feel HAPPY when I'm alone. People knock on my door, or ring my doorbell, I IGNORE IT.

I HOPE I DON'T TURN INTO A SCHIZO :/

Have a good Monday, don't slack off at work, pay attention in class (for those in HS).

and follow me on twitter.com/chrisjervis

and check out my TUMBLR PAGE

Thursday, June 4, 2009

When I Was 5 Years Old


Thank You For Visiting. PLEASE, read my previous posts. They're good material. Have a nice day.


Monday, June 1, 2009

I've Been Thinking


This is for all the fellas (no homo). From a young man to another young man. Hear me out, when I say you gotta treat your GIRLFRIEND relationship like its a marriage. We (myself included, yeah I admit) may have gotten it twisted along the lines thinking that it was a fashion. And that means, ALL strings should be cut off. We gotta treat it as a marriage, as if it's serious as a heart attack. And shoot,IT IS. Lot of us KNOW that when we ask that chick out, that ONE day ya'll WILL break up. We go into it neglecting the fact that there is a HIGH chance that the relationship won't last. And thats where we need to stop ourselves and DIFFERENTIATE. You need to decide" am I willing to make this girl my GIRLFRIEND, to take this relationship serious, be dedicated, honest at all times, loyal, and give it my all?". If you just asking her out, cuz you like her, and you wanna date. Don't waste her time. But if you want love her one day, get married and all the rest.

Please, take it serious. And make sure you never slip. Yeah, you might make your mistakes, but MAKE SURE you only make them ONCE. After that first time, think, and ask yourself if you want to get up again, and be focused and give it your all. OR decide if your not ready for a relationship and you still want to experience, and keep it real with her. Tell her, "well I slipped up, I do like you, but maybe I'm not ready to commit." And go about with your party hardy ways. But don't waste her time. I have a few experiences that I learned from and trust me. Take my advice. Stop trying to make every and any female your girlfriend. If you like her, get to know her, be her friend first for a period of time. Then if shes what you want. Pop the question, "Will you be my girlfriend?". Don't rush it. I know it sounds corny, but this method will help you prevent a broken heart. And she will respect you more as a man. This was just a random bit. But remember, if your gonna take a girl serious, TAKE IT SERIOUS. If you're not, don't even ask her out.
No one said dont date anyone, just watch who you take it SERIOUS with. Remember your young, and these decisions are crucial. Our generation has the, "MULIPLE-EX syndrome" and it needs to stop. Plus too much of us are cheating, and slipping up. And I'm talking from experience, and I've learned my lesson. So just hear me out. And if you're on the phone with her, telling her you love her, or you wanna be with her, CLEAN OUT YOUR CLOSET. You know the closet. It's right next to the one where you keep all the girls you text on the side, or the girls you only talk to between 6 and 9, the ones who email you pics, or the girls that have NO clue you have a girl. Clean it out.

I hope you take my advice, I will take my own. Have a blessed day my brothers, and WEAR A CONDOM. Help your mom out around the house, and if your unemployed, find a job, or take your ass to school. You can get financial aid, and if you can't get that, try to get a scholarship. Sorry for rambling, I sound like the daddy you never had, so IM OUT, PEACE!!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

CAL NEWMAN Reacts To Spectaculars VIDEO


Don't forget to hit up
my Tumblr. My shit is poppin'
and it's VERY fun to use.
For all of my twitter/blogger fam
take my word for it. SIGN UP for
one. Other than that, I'm a bit happy to see my blog back up and poppin'.
It's gonna be a LONG summer, so get your beach chair, pull up to your
desktop/laptop and enjoy. And for the record, to ALL you haters or
muhfuckas that don't like me, "YES, I HAVE NO LIFE". So on that note,
lick your moms ass and take your fathers dick and swallow
your future siblings, BITCH!

(scroll down for more recent posts)
HAVE A WONDERFUL SATURDAY :)

Friday, May 29, 2009

INCEST

LISTEN UP I GOTTA STORY TO TELL..............



So my cousin just came back from traveling to Korea with her college. And she calls me to tell me that she is back in town safely. She tells me about her experience and then says, "Chris you need to come over to my crib yo, I need that. My parents arent gonna be home for another week. And this time we don't have to worry about doing it in the house, we can do it on the balcony". My face turns stunned and I reply, "But SIMONE!, we're COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!". And she's like, " I MEANT COME OVER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BLUNT, you FOOL!!!!, you know I can't have the house smelling like WEED".........SMH


FUCK MY LIFE,lol

Current State


Im just a LAZY son of a gun. Always on my ASS, always on TWITTER. What a fucking life huh?. I know ya'll sitting there shaking the shit out of your heads. Once again you haven't heard from your boy but I'm STILL here scopin'. Watchin' all of ya'll doing blogs about the stilletos, the dresses, the MAC make up, the boyfriend/girlfriend issues, the newest mixtapes. I'm glad to see you all kickin'. But I'm just stoppin' by to put ya'll up on shit thats going on with ME. Life is ok, I'm tryna fuck the game up, by stacking my dead presidents coffins on top of each other, but my focus is off point. I don't want to sound ignorant, on no KANYE WEST shit, but college is SOO no cutting it right now. No matter how hard I try, the focus isn't there, funds is too much of my focus right now. And work AND school isn't doing too well. So to help my mom sleep at night, and to help my nieces and nephews in GUYANA, I'm going to do what Lebron and Kobe did. Chase the MULA.lol. Only for now. Education is BOMB, it's a cool ass experience. I got my share of A's and B's. Learned so much. Something about college that is so interesting to me but I gotta pay these bills, at the CURRENT moment. Tired of giving 2G's to the man every semester and my mom can't even cook cuz the gas ain't on. Time to take that responsibility. Other than that shit is kickin'.

It's looking like its gonna be a LONG ass summer. I'm such in a NEW YORK state of mind. I love this city. I've been all over recently, while freeloading at the apple store. There is so much to this city that it has to offer. The people, the sights, the sounds, the food. For someone who has been living here his whole life, I'm kinda late figuring that out. But I just love it here, but don't get me wrong. I can't wait to travel man, across the country, across the world. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. I'm just in a HAPPY ass fucking mood. SO much love to give and receive, so many smiles to put on peoples face. I love yall man, the whole blog and twitter family. I'll admit to being a CYBER person, but fuck it. IT MAKES ME HAPPY,lol. :)

Well I'm JUST about to click enter on registering for my TUMBLR account. SO if you're using GOOGLE READER, or you juss bookmark and FAVORITE a lot of cool sites, ADD THIS TO YOUR CYPHER....... JERVYROCKS.TUMBLR.COM

Friday, May 22, 2009

BRB (Be RIGHT Back)

This commercial gets me ALL the time,LOL:


I know I have been gone, but I'm getting my thoughts together, and my creative
juices flowing.
I know, I know. I say this all the time, but I PROMISE I won't let this blog die out.
Other blogs have,
But HELL NO, not this one. I created this with a purpose, YES I fell off. I don't know
WHAT the fuck happened.
Some say its twitter, some say its just that life today is BLEH. But I will defeat that idea,
and ponder up good shit for you to read. And not the cliche stuff you subscribe too.
VLOG still underconstruction, and I'm contemplating a TUMBLR. So stick with ME!!!!,
PLEASE, I beg you.
This is going to be the realist blog from now on. So when you get that email or notification
that I posted,
READ!!. You won't regret it. I love you guys!. The new followers,
TOO MUCH love goes out to you.
And for the people that hardly read, I forgive you, and I understand, but I hope you've
come back to me.
God BLESS, and if you haven't joined twitter yet, get on the train.
I know a lot of interesting people
you can follow.

TWITTER.COM/CHRISJERVIS